At Least You Can’t Say I’m Boring

This time last year I promised myself next year there’ll be no more elf on the shelf

The year gone by feels like a mystery as I start making creating my own history 

I don’t really want to change the world I’m loving life in my own theatre show 

You see me nonchalantly decorating the Christmas tree

Auntie Jane it will drive her insane I wouldn’t care if she missed us 

Just hope that Mum doesn’t feel the same don’t want to upset her at Christmas

Chorus – So, I’m feeling slightly uneasy sitting around the Christmas tree

Something that just has no reason but I just really believe in 

At least you can’t say I’m boring I have hairy armpits this Christmas morning 

I see most things in a different shade definitely wouldn’t have it any other way

Always thinking am I really allowed never really wanted to be lost in the crowd 

Dressing up in my own kind of clothes some things you love and some you loathe 

Maybe you wish you could be like me and give up any hint of jealousy

Auntie Jane it will drive her insane I wouldn’t care if she missed us 

Just hope that Mum doesn’t feel the same don’t want to upset her at Christmas

Chorus – So, I’m feeling slightly uneasy sitting around the Christmas tree

Something that just has no reason but I just really believe in 

At least you can’t say I’m boring I have hairy armpits this Christmas morning

[Break] 

Chorus – So, I’m Feeling slightly uneasy sitting around the Christmas tree

Something that just has no reason but I just really believe in 

So, I’m Feeling slightly uneasy sitting around the Christmas tree

Something that just has no reason but I just really believe in

At least you can’t say I’m boring I have hairy armpits this Christmas morning